Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Acid Trip or Movie
Sometimes it's hard to say what is going on with my head. But I'm mostly sure that I'm in bizzaro world. I put in a movie and the first secne has a bunch of gansta's dancing like fake fight dancing and then they throw in a midget, a white bunny costum and a dude with a reverse fro hawk. Was there acid in my sandwich? And now they are having like a dude cheer leading cheer off. Seriosly how triped was the person writing the script! YICKES!
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Best Movie of the Summer
The bomb is supposed to go else where in this blog, however Blogger hates me becuase I don't take him seriously. I mean seriously have you seen this blog? http://talleycat.blogspot.com/
Okay, I know the summer is over. But since this movie premired in the summer, it's a summer movie.
DEATH RACE.
Reasons why it is the best movie so far this summer:
1. Jason Stratham. I'll let your eyes do my resoning for you. And yes, I know he sort of looks like Amy's brother.
2. The polt is much like Mario Kart. My love for this game is well documented.
Do your bests to get the guess boxes to blow other people up. Except in this movie, it"s real people and real guns. AWESOME!
So to sum up! Of the three movies I saw this summer (Dark Knight (SNOOZE FEST), Star Wars Cartoon and Death Race) Death Race is the most excellent movie.
Monday, August 11, 2008
Go for the GOLD!
Atascapoolza Olympics were tough to say the least. Team MollyHans looked good in the warm ups as did Team AmberJohn. Amber and John were the favorites coming into the competition as winners of the national bbq triathlon back in May.
First event was the egg toss. The teams went quite a few rounds until it was down to three, Team AmberJohn, Team MollyHans, and the team from Bellerose. The next toss was dropped by a nervous Molly and the egg broke. Two teams left and the eggs went flying. John caught his egg as the Belleroseians tripped over their own feet and scrambled there egg. In true soviet fashion, they protested citing unfair shell hardness, however the IOC deemed Team AmberJohn’s egg Triathlon acceptable.
First event was the egg toss. The teams went quite a few rounds until it was down to three, Team AmberJohn, Team MollyHans, and the team from Bellerose. The next toss was dropped by a nervous Molly and the egg broke. Two teams left and the eggs went flying. John caught his egg as the Belleroseians tripped over their own feet and scrambled there egg. In true soviet fashion, they protested citing unfair shell hardness, however the IOC deemed Team AmberJohn’s egg Triathlon acceptable.
The bean bag toss showed the US domination in back yard games. Amber and John went first as defending champions. Team MollyHans stepped it up and sunk two easy alley oops. AmberJohn answered back with some great field goals. Molly missed an easy free throw and it looked like team AmberJohn would have another title, when Hans unleashed his famous Slamma Jamma for the win.
You could cut the tension with a knife as the two US teams competed in the last event. The Bale Roll isn’t for couch potatoes, but with the finely tuned athleticism representing our great nation, it was going to be the event to watch.
Team MollyHans won the toss and decided to go last. AmberJohn had a bit of a bobble at first and then amazed the crowd with fine flipping over the bale until John let go of Ambers hands and she lost her balance and fell on her back. What a disappointing finish for Team AmberJohn.
But that did not guarantee Team MollyHans the win! After rolling the bale Hans lifted it high over his head while Molly showed how flexible she could be as she wowed the judges and the audience. Team MollyHans broke the Olympic record for most points scored in the bale roll.
And these are the events that led up to Molly wearing the gold metal.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Waste of a Quarterly Post
Sarah is making me do this. Blame her.
What I was doing 10 years ago today:
-- Jammin' to Hot AC on POWER 96.3
--Making Nacho's with Jen
--Walking up and down and up down the HSU campus
-- Helping babysit my bro Alec
-- Picking up hotties in my Chevy Celeberty
Five things on my to-do list today/evening:
-- Un-pack moving boxes
-- Unpack from Humboldt
-- Pick out outfit for tomorrow
-- Vote, maybe
-- Get Sarah help me do some illegal monuvers.
Snacks I enjoy:
--Combos -- cheese and craker flavor only. They cheese your hunger away.
--Cheetos, more of meal, but still
--Guac and chips
--Dark Chocolet Almond M and M's
--Ranch Dressing on Cheese It's. Individually squrated on each square.
Things I'd do if I were a millionaire:
--Swim in my money like Scruge McDuck
--Buy two of everything at Anthropologie
--Get a yacht
--Staff yacht
--Take friends on Meditrian cruise on yacht
--Buy all the cheese at Whole Foods
--Get a medical coma to lose weight without working
--Get HUGE HUGE screen for Wii
Places I've lived (in order):
-- Kapowson, WA
--Fortuna, CA-
-Hydesville, CA
--Fortuna,CA
--Cedarvile,OH
-- Arcata, CA
-- Fortuna, CA
-- Carmichael, CA
-- Sacramento, CA
Oh, I posted it. Nice use of a quartley blog!!
What I was doing 10 years ago today:
-- Jammin' to Hot AC on POWER 96.3
--Making Nacho's with Jen
--Walking up and down and up down the HSU campus
-- Helping babysit my bro Alec
-- Picking up hotties in my Chevy Celeberty
Five things on my to-do list today/evening:
-- Un-pack moving boxes
-- Unpack from Humboldt
-- Pick out outfit for tomorrow
-- Vote, maybe
-- Get Sarah help me do some illegal monuvers.
Snacks I enjoy:
--Combos -- cheese and craker flavor only. They cheese your hunger away.
--Cheetos, more of meal, but still
--Guac and chips
--Dark Chocolet Almond M and M's
--Ranch Dressing on Cheese It's. Individually squrated on each square.
Things I'd do if I were a millionaire:
--Swim in my money like Scruge McDuck
--Buy two of everything at Anthropologie
--Get a yacht
--Staff yacht
--Take friends on Meditrian cruise on yacht
--Buy all the cheese at Whole Foods
--Get a medical coma to lose weight without working
--Get HUGE HUGE screen for Wii
Places I've lived (in order):
-- Kapowson, WA
--Fortuna, CA-
-Hydesville, CA
--Fortuna,CA
--Cedarvile,OH
-- Arcata, CA
-- Fortuna, CA
-- Carmichael, CA
-- Sacramento, CA
Oh, I posted it. Nice use of a quartley blog!!
Monday, April 21, 2008
What did I buy and why....
The movie based on the book "Confessions of a Shopaholic" is coming out with Isla Fisher as Becky Bloomwood. HUGE MISTAKE!! Now as someone who finds this book more as a manual to good finances than a novel, this is totally crazy!! I loved Fisher in Hot Rod and think she's good looking, but as Becky Bloomwood??!!?? Please!! I just don't see this as a good fit! I hate to say it, but LiLo would have been a better choice, but then maybe she was in rehab during filming.
That aside, I really look forward to the movie, if not the costumes. The IMBD photo's are horrendous.
Being Single and Ready to Jingle, I do my fair share to stir the economy. We all know, you can't win if you don't play the game. COAS is a great book for all SRJ's to learn how to hide your purchases from others. I had a horrible relapse last month, when good friend Sarah came over to help me pick out a dress for our gala and she pointed out that I had 8 dresses NWT. Now, had I hid the tags, removed them or hid the dresses, it would have been fine. Being a Shopaholic is all about hiding your debt and purchases from those who think you have a problem.
My mother is coming down this weekend, which will be another cause to hide all the recent purchaces. I hope the three things I won on Ebay and the Esty apron I totally needed arive before then. Oh, also need a good place to hide host of Coach purses I got at lunch. Normal people wouldn't have this problem, but with a Nosey Parker mother like mine, it's a must!
Things to return: Shoes to Marshall's. Membership to Boingo. Jeans to Macys. Wait! You always need jeans. Keep those. Black plates to new 'rainbow' french store???? Yeah, I think they look like target plates. Package can be soooooooooo deceptive.
Well this is my monthly post, so enjoy and wish me luck!
That aside, I really look forward to the movie, if not the costumes. The IMBD photo's are horrendous.
Being Single and Ready to Jingle, I do my fair share to stir the economy. We all know, you can't win if you don't play the game. COAS is a great book for all SRJ's to learn how to hide your purchases from others. I had a horrible relapse last month, when good friend Sarah came over to help me pick out a dress for our gala and she pointed out that I had 8 dresses NWT. Now, had I hid the tags, removed them or hid the dresses, it would have been fine. Being a Shopaholic is all about hiding your debt and purchases from those who think you have a problem.
My mother is coming down this weekend, which will be another cause to hide all the recent purchaces. I hope the three things I won on Ebay and the Esty apron I totally needed arive before then. Oh, also need a good place to hide host of Coach purses I got at lunch. Normal people wouldn't have this problem, but with a Nosey Parker mother like mine, it's a must!
Things to return: Shoes to Marshall's. Membership to Boingo. Jeans to Macys. Wait! You always need jeans. Keep those. Black plates to new 'rainbow' french store???? Yeah, I think they look like target plates. Package can be soooooooooo deceptive.
Well this is my monthly post, so enjoy and wish me luck!
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Green M&M's
I'm all for Valentines Day. It's the holiday with the best candy and best color palete. However M&M's is ruining it with small, medium and large bags of M&M's.
For those of you without a pulse, green M&M's are suposed to make you horney. So my question is how many do you need?
If you're totally not in geting some lovin' if you eat all of the medium sized bag are you sort of horney? Or do you need the large bag? Or is the large bag the common man's bag o' crack? Or if you mistakenly take too many will you be found naked by your housekeeper? Or go on a rape and pillage spree? Will M&M take responsiblity for the irresponsible use of their product? There is no warning label!! Will someone be able to moleste the mayor and get off on the M&M defense?
AND horn dogs are not romantic. Horn Dogs are scary and should stop learing at me just because my skirt is short and I'm dressed in Zebra print.
Please people! Stick to Conversation Hearts. Which as far as I know, have not lead to the over poplulation of the earth.
For those of you without a pulse, green M&M's are suposed to make you horney. So my question is how many do you need?
If you're totally not in geting some lovin' if you eat all of the medium sized bag are you sort of horney? Or do you need the large bag? Or is the large bag the common man's bag o' crack? Or if you mistakenly take too many will you be found naked by your housekeeper? Or go on a rape and pillage spree? Will M&M take responsiblity for the irresponsible use of their product? There is no warning label!! Will someone be able to moleste the mayor and get off on the M&M defense?
AND horn dogs are not romantic. Horn Dogs are scary and should stop learing at me just because my skirt is short and I'm dressed in Zebra print.
Please people! Stick to Conversation Hearts. Which as far as I know, have not lead to the over poplulation of the earth.
Monday, January 21, 2008
Invitation Irritation
How come I am at work on MLK day? I stand for justice and "We shall overcome" and rights, but yet I'm still at work. I'd better get Ceazar Chavez day off. Although I have little to no clue about what Chavez was all about. Something about grapes. Also Disney Epot doesn't as well. There is a big picture of him and all it read is "Ceazar Chavez" and that's it. No description. No title. Everyone else had at least a paragraph. There is the CC park in Sac. I've been there for the tamale festivale. Did CC make tamales? I guess it just goes to show you that you have to make your cause simple enough for Disney to put it in 2 sentences, or you're ambiguous.
Anywho, I'm totally dying here. I've been working on the invite process for YEARS!! YEARS!! and am so sleepy now, and have ton's of laundry to do, so I'm just leaving. For good.
I'm so irked. IRKED!! I wish I knew enough to design my own darn invites.
Anywho, I'm totally dying here. I've been working on the invite process for YEARS!! YEARS!! and am so sleepy now, and have ton's of laundry to do, so I'm just leaving. For good.
I'm so irked. IRKED!! I wish I knew enough to design my own darn invites.
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