Green M&M's

I'm all for Valentines Day. It's the holiday with the best candy and best color palete. However M&M's is ruining it with small, medium and large bags of M&M's.

For those of you without a pulse, green M&M's are suposed to make you horney. So my question is how many do you need?

If you're totally not in geting some lovin' if you eat all of the medium sized bag are you sort of horney? Or do you need the large bag? Or is the large bag the common man's bag o' crack? Or if you mistakenly take too many will you be found naked by your housekeeper? Or go on a rape and pillage spree? Will M&M take responsiblity for the irresponsible use of their product? There is no warning label!! Will someone be able to moleste the mayor and get off on the M&M defense?

AND horn dogs are not romantic. Horn Dogs are scary and should stop learing at me just because my skirt is short and I'm dressed in Zebra print.

Please people! Stick to Conversation Hearts. Which as far as I know, have not lead to the over poplulation of the earth.

Invitation Irritation

How come I am at work on MLK day? I stand for justice and "We shall overcome" and rights, but yet I'm still at work. I'd better get Ceazar Chavez day off. Although I have little to no clue about what Chavez was all about. Something about grapes. Also Disney Epot doesn't as well. There is a big picture of him and all it read is "Ceazar Chavez" and that's it. No description. No title. Everyone else had at least a paragraph. There is the CC park in Sac. I've been there for the tamale festivale. Did CC make tamales? I guess it just goes to show you that you have to make your cause simple enough for Disney to put it in 2 sentences, or you're ambiguous.

Anywho, I'm totally dying here. I've been working on the invite process for YEARS!! YEARS!! and am so sleepy now, and have ton's of laundry to do, so I'm just leaving. For good.

I'm so irked. IRKED!! I wish I knew enough to design my own darn invites.